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An Old Egyptian poem
goes as follows: "Nile,

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Nile, Nile,
impetuous and turbulent river

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you're like our queen,
the source of life.

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ASTERIX AND CLEOPATRA

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Our story begins
in a distant past, in Alexandria,

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or at Alexandria, both are possible...

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...in Egypt, at the palace
of the queen of queens.

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The legendary and elegant Cleopatra.

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Enough!

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I'm saying Egypt's culture
isn't all that great...

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There were good times of course.

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I'm just saying the current people are decadent.

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And that Egypt is merely a Roman province.

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A "province"!
- Yes...

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Until further notice, o Caesar...

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...it's not the Romans
that build the great pyramids.

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Those pointy things?
- And the sphinx?

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And the tower of Pharos? What do you think of that?

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That's old news.
- Yesterday...

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...or today, my people are superior.
- In fact your people are...

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...Greek, and I know better
true Egyptians.

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Enough!

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I can prove to you, o Caesar...

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...that my people are still brilliant.

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Yes? How? Painting portraits?

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No, by building a palace.

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I already have a palace in Rome.

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You'll get one in Alexandria too.
So when you visit the "province"...

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...you'll have somewhere to sleep.
But it will be bigger...

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...and more luxurious
than all other palaces.

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Bigger than "Caesar's Palace"?
I'd like to see that...

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You will see.

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Rome wasn't built in one day.
When will it be finished?

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Three centuries from now?

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Three months.

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Three months?
- Three months?

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Three...
- ...months?

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Within 3 months you'll have your palace.

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It'll never be finished in time.

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But fine,
I accept the challenge.

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If you make it, I'll publicly admit...

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...that your people
is still brilliant. But I have my doubts.

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See you in three months...

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He really gets the most of me.

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Oh no...why is the floor already finished?

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First the water pipes.
Now we have to break up the floor.

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Malococsis,
I'm not an architect. I'm a tiler.

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What's that door doing there?
- No idea.

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Ask Edifis, the architect.
- Architects...

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Along with cart wrights
they're the most incompentent.

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Malococsis!

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Edifis...
- I'm happy to see you.

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How are you?
- Terrible!

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W...w...What's the problem?

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The door in the ceiling?
- That?

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I anticipate. Should you want a
second floor, no problem.

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And the tiles. Beautiful, huh?
Feudartifis, come see.

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Are they beautiful or what?
- Beautiful.

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Malococsis...trust me...

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...I'm not a cart wright.
- You're worse.

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You're running two months behind.
Watch it, I have connections.

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People in high places who could
cause you a great deal of problems.

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Preferably from Alexandria...

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Architect Edifis?

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No, that's...What's it about?

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I had to laugh because of the Alexandria joke...

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...because people in high places
makes me think about monkeys in a tree...

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You don't have to get angry.

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My little one...Wake up. Breakfast.

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Kinepolis...

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What's that?

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Lovendpis...

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Serge...

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Artifis... clean the water.
It stinks.

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I don't smell anything...

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I was just doing
what I always do.

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That's your problem.

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You always do like you always do.

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Yes, I always do.

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The floor is weird. I don't feel it.

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Where is it?

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Good day.

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Edifis, is Egypt
the most powerful empire in the world?

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Yes. No one in the world has more power.

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Of course I don't know everyone.

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The Romans and Caesar
have their doubts.

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I'm going to show him what we can do.
- Ok.

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I'm building him the most magnificent palace.
- Ok.

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And you, Edifis, will be the architect.

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Ok.

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I'll be the architect. Meaning?

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I'll have to...

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Al my other architects are busy.

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No, I'm not busy.

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He's not busy.

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Edifis, you're the only one available.

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I have no time. I have to
finish my work for Malococsis.

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Only the tiles, but anyway...

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My Queen, as your architect
I offer you my services.

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When the crocodiles
have fresh water, I could...

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No, you're good, but too conservative.

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Conservative... What does that mean?

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I want something new, something refreshing.

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But... help Edifis. Find some land.

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Land?

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As you wish.

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Go, Edifis, you've got three months.

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Three months? What margin?

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Because three months,
that's merely enough for the plans...

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...and with the foundations,
that's three times four, nine...

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Three months, that's...

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I don't think that's enough.

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Edifis! You've got three months.
Exactly!

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If you succeed, I'll cover you with gold.

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If you fail,
I'll feed you to the crocodiles.

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Where's the sweet little lamb?

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They ate the little lamb?

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I should build that palace.

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Then I,
neither Cleopatra, the rain...

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...the hail nor the locusts...

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...would be Egypt's worst nightmare.

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17, 18, 19, 20, 21...

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474, 475, 476, 477...
- Boss!

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Boss! I rushed myself...

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I was thinking about some sort of machine...

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...that would enable us
to reach the top of the pyramid.

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Otis... can't this wait?

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What are you counting, boss?
- I'm measuring.

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Cleopatra wants a palace for Caesar.

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Here. On this stroke of land.

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From there... to there.

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That would be a big palace.

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It has to be modern and daring.

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That's great. You can stop now...

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...leave it to the experts.

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No time, we've got 3 months.

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Fine. And how much extra time?

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None. We've got 3 months,
not a day more.

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Impossible.
- That's obvious.

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However urgent jobs
can be interesting.

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It's not urgent, it's suicide.

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If I fail,
I'll be fed to the crocodiles. And I saw them...

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A crocodile is fast.

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Not good.
I can't finish my machine.

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Did you hear me
did you hear me?

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Yes, no, but...
- Sorry, but I can be eaten.

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Three months starting when?

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The clock is ticking.
- They've been working on the gardens for years.

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And there's nothing. Completely nothing.

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We need magic.

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We need to be magicians. Gods.

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Exactly...
We need magical powers.

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Yes, it's not good news,
but that's it.

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When I was little...

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...my dad told me
about this druid. Geta-Getabemix.

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Getasonixme...

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Something ending in ix?

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Helmutlottix?

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It starts with Geta...
and ends in ininekix.

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How about Pommederainettepommedapix.

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A druid.

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A Gallic druid with a magic potion.

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It gives people enormous strength.

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Using that potion I'll
finish in no time and stay alive.

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Imhotep, I didn't expect it,
but suddenly I'm freed.

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Boss...

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...magic potions don't exist.

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Only on children's papyrus
drawings.

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Get us some workers.
Let them start the foundations.

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There will be a lane with big statues.
Called "Big Statue Lane".

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And there gardens with olive and
orange trees, willows, ....

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Yes, and there the palace, luxurious and magnificent.

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With a huge court yard
and lots of dancers.

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And there a small geranium,
yes, that will be beautiful.

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That will be really beautiful.

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You have to picture it.
- Yes.

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I'm leaving. See you in a month.
- A month?

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Max. The time to find Getabemix
and come back.

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Go, Cannabis.

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Go, Cannabis!

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Let's go!

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You're not moving, Cannabis.

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Move it! Go, Cannabis!

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Where does that Mix live?

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Up north.
He lives up north.

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Go, go Cannabis.

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The year is 50 B.C.

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Gaul is entirely occupied
by the Romans. Well, not entirely...

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One small village of invincible Gauls still
holds out against the invaders.

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And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries
who garrison the fortified camps of

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Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum
and Compendium...

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En garde, Gaul. Defend yourself!

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One moment please.

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What was that?
- Are you new here?

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Yes, we've just been transferred.

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I understand.
This potion is a magic potion...

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...made by our druid
and it makes us stronger.

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Look.

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Getamanix! Getamenixme!

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What kind of country is this?

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Incredible, it's minus 8000 degrees here.

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I don't have to drink it,
I fell in when I was a little boy.

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It gives me extraordinary power.

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Look.

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Nice, huh?

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Good day.
Where's the Gallic village.

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If you follow them
you'll get there

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I'm not going with you, ok? I'm staying here.

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I'm going to think a little.

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Those Romans are good,
they fly better than the others.

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It's because of their new helmets.
They're more aerodynamic.

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Listen...

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Landing could be better.

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Excuse me? Are you Asterixme?

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Rix. Asterix. And this is Obelix.

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And the dog is Dogmatix.

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Do you know Getabamenix? A druid.

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Getafix, excuse me for disturbing,
but you have a visitor.

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Sir?
- It's me!

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He obviously doesn't know you.

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I, I, I'm Edifis.
I'm Tumeris' son, your old friend.

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What a pleasant surprise.

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You must be frozen.

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I'm very happy to see you.

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He's from Alexandria. Come warm yourself.

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That's the magic potion?
- No, chestnut soup.

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No.

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I can't sell you any potion.

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Not all of it. One cauldron.

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No.

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He won't budge, it's the principle.

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A small cauldron.

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No.

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A flask.
- No.

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A small flask.
- Nee.

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A cup. A small cup.
A small cup, that's all.

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It's a secret among druids
and not for sale.

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A little cup is not much.

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I'm sorry, Edifis.

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Ok then.

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You were my only hope.

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The small chance of survival.

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But I understand.

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You have other things to worry about.

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Caesar, the Romans. Who I'm not fond of.

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Maybe I'm going to die...

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But it was nice knowing you.

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Gentlemen...

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Midifix...

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But what's wrong?

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Edifis, wait.
I've been planning to consult some manuscripts...

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...in Alexandria's library. I can't promise anything...

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...but I'll join you.

254
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,483
Thanks. Thanks a lot, Getamanix.

255
00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:52,525
My ship is waiting, there's enough room
for everyone.

256
00:18:52,858 --> 00:18:55,525
There's no time to loose.
- Let's go, Dogmatix.

257
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:58,775
You're not going to take him are you?
- Why not?

258
00:18:59,025 --> 00:19:03,317
He's too small for such a big trip.
And Egypt is the land of cats.

259
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:06,817
Pack your bags and don't talk about any longer.

260
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:11,567
"Don't talk about it..."

261
00:19:21,775 --> 00:19:25,483
Accompanied by the arctic wind,
on board of the Napadelis...

262
00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:29,900
...a long journey to Egypt begins,
the land of Ra, the Sun God.

263
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:33,608
Cleopatra's kingdom would
soon welcome...

264
00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:36,108
...Asterix, Obelix and Getafix

265
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:38,733
And Dogmatix?

266
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:40,942
What?

267
00:19:42,317 --> 00:19:46,108
I bark. I'm not allowed
to talk anymore, so I bark.

268
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:49,525
Fine. Take him out, before he suffocates.

269
00:19:49,775 --> 00:19:53,275
But it's empty.
- "It's empty".

270
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:59,233
Such a smart dog. My baby.

271
00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:01,983
How nice.
He wanted to be with me.

272
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:04,483
He got in there himself.
- We were just saying...

273
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,983
...three months is a little short.

274
00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:09,067
Artifis is a real hyena.

275
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,400
Do you know hyenas? Just the same.

276
00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:14,108
He wants me dead and he has many talents.

277
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:17,067
Like what?
- No, he's rich.

278
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,400
He's got many golden talents.
The Egyptian coin.

279
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,317
In Gaul not the ones with most
talents are the richest.

280
00:20:23,692 --> 00:20:27,358
Do we have to fear anything else?
- No, nothing.

281
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,608
Red Beard! Red Beard!

282
00:20:45,317 --> 00:20:49,483
Men, last time we weren't
very lucky meeting those Gauls...

283
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,483
...with their magic potion,
and that big dog.

284
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:59,192
Completely outnumbered we
had no other option than to...

285
00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:00,358
Run away.

286
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,358
No, not really.

287
00:21:03,608 --> 00:21:06,275
We had to abandon ship
as soon as possible.

288
00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:08,983
Swimming in that ice-cold water.
- No, it was nice.

289
00:21:09,358 --> 00:21:11,275
It was ice cold.
- Fine.

290
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:16,900
To prevent further trouble,
we'll avoid the Gauls.

291
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,983
But for any others, no pity!

292
00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:29,442
Ship at starboard!

293
00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:35,858
Ready to board, daddy.
Raise the oars.

294
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:37,775
Calm down, my girl.

295
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,983
Besides you're not making any sense.

296
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,608
That's what I thought.

297
00:21:42,983 --> 00:21:45,400
How many ships, Boy?

298
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:48,817
Just one, Captain, a small one.

299
00:21:49,983 --> 00:21:51,442
Egyptian, Captain.

300
00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:55,358
Egyptian.
- Egyptian. Sounds good.

301
00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:59,942
This will get us back on track.
- "Ipso facto et manu militari".

302
00:22:00,317 --> 00:22:01,108
Triplepod.

303
00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:06,692
Man your posts. Bosco, Gambler,
Mullet, hoist the sails!

304
00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:10,067
Rackham, Worley, Husk,
blow the horns.

305
00:22:13,025 --> 00:22:14,400
Get ready to board.

306
00:22:23,858 --> 00:22:27,025
I'm king of the world!

307
00:22:29,317 --> 00:22:30,733
Pirates!

308
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,817
Help, pirates!

309
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,900
Look, pirates. Quick, we have to have to get out of here.

310
00:22:44,442 --> 00:22:45,567
The pirates.

311
00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:51,108
It's us!

312
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,567
The G... The Ga... The Gau...

313
00:22:57,942 --> 00:22:59,025
The Gauls!

314
00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:01,358
This can't be happening.

315
00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:08,483
Is there an axe here? Watch out. Pardon me.

316
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:15,317
Calm down there.
- What are they doing?

317
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,442
Cheater!
- It's not fair.

318
00:23:34,692 --> 00:23:36,942
Good. Sink it yourselves.

319
00:23:37,192 --> 00:23:38,775
They know who we are.

320
00:23:39,025 --> 00:23:43,275
They're old friends.
We've met them many times at sea before.

321
00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:50,025
You see,
"Abyssus abyssum invocat."

322
00:23:52,775 --> 00:23:56,817
Enough of those
Latin proverbs.

323
00:24:05,692 --> 00:24:08,108
What's that at the horizon?

324
00:24:08,358 --> 00:24:09,733
The lights of Alexandria.

325
00:24:09,983 --> 00:24:12,525
Let the butterflies of my youth strand.

326
00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:16,108
I don't know why I just said that.

327
00:24:16,483 --> 00:24:18,775
I'm hungry.
- We'll be there in the morning.

328
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:22,817
That's the tower of Pharos,
a beacon for ships.

329
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:26,733
A beacon for ships.
Egyptians are mad.

330
00:24:26,983 --> 00:24:31,900
It's one of the seven wonders of the world.
The biggest construction ever made by man.

331
00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:33,942
I'm hungrier than a barracuda.

332
00:24:34,192 --> 00:24:37,108
Bar-ra-cu-da.

333
00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,025
You wanted to see me, Edifis.

334
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,567
My Queen, the palace is getting along
nicely but there is not enough time .

335
00:25:15,942 --> 00:25:19,442
That's why I asked some Gallic friends,
a druid and 2 warriors...

336
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:21,692
...to help me with my task.

337
00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:24,650
I'm here to ask your approval...

338
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,067
...for their help.

339
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:31,067
If it's ok with you.

340
00:25:32,317 --> 00:25:34,108
I wasn't sure.

341
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:35,942
You can ask anyone for help.

342
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:39,733
Finish the palace
in time. That's all I ask.

343
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:45,775
Caesar mocks me every day.
I can't afford to loose this bet.

344
00:25:46,150 --> 00:25:48,025
He's completely full of himself.

345
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,483
Completely.

346
00:25:49,858 --> 00:25:51,025
Completely.

347
00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:12,567
Listen...

348
00:26:12,942 --> 00:26:14,525
...make sure you finish in time
and everyone shall receive gold.

349
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,567
I would like that.

350
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:19,442
Else... the crocodiles.
- I wouldn't like that.

351
00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:26,067
Now go.

352
00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:37,900
He's cute with that moustache.

353
00:26:38,358 --> 00:26:39,733
A little old.

354
00:26:39,983 --> 00:26:43,358
No, the other one.
- No, too fat.

355
00:26:43,608 --> 00:26:44,692
You do it on purpose?

356
00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:52,233
She's probably got an evil personality,
but a lovely nose.

357
00:26:52,858 --> 00:26:55,525
She'll feed me to the crocodiles.
- Very lovely.

358
00:26:55,775 --> 00:26:57,650
Lovely nose,

359
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,567
and with a little braid on the side.

360
00:27:01,442 --> 00:27:04,192
I'm going to be crocodile food
and he's dreaming about her nose.

361
00:27:04,442 --> 00:27:06,858
Do crocodiles taste nice?

362
00:27:07,608 --> 00:27:10,275
Could you show a little
more interest in me?

363
00:27:13,608 --> 00:27:15,817
A big ant.

364
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:12,775
What a crowd!

365
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:17,692
Looks like the biannual
cattle market of Lutetia.

366
00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:21,692
All new breeds of
cows are presented there.

367
00:28:21,942 --> 00:28:23,608
A great show.

368
00:28:23,983 --> 00:28:26,233
Which kind of cows do you have?

369
00:28:27,192 --> 00:28:30,608
Yes, continue. There's nothing going on.

370
00:28:30,858 --> 00:28:33,650
Yes, still a lot of work to be done.

371
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,358
And only 2 months left.

372
00:28:35,608 --> 00:28:40,400
About that magic potion,
when I visited you in Gaul...

373
00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:44,108
...you told me you would
take care of things. Now I would like to know...

374
00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:46,650
I said I would see if I could help.
- How do you mean?

375
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:50,192
Where did all that sand come from?
- That was already here.

376
00:28:51,233 --> 00:28:54,733
All those stones were
delivered by the Nile Express.

377
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,108
Hitting those slaves is very violent.

378
00:28:57,483 --> 00:29:00,275
They're not slaves. They're construction workers...

379
00:29:00,525 --> 00:29:03,192
...they do this voluntarily
and they get paid.

380
00:29:03,525 --> 00:29:06,233
And those whiplashes are for fun?
- No.

381
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:09,650
Yes... I don't know.
We haven't had any complaints so far.

382
00:29:10,067 --> 00:29:13,525
"Istou"?
- Maybe it means "continue".

383
00:29:15,775 --> 00:29:18,192
The signal that the soup has arrived.

384
00:29:18,442 --> 00:29:21,567
No. They're relieved.

385
00:29:21,942 --> 00:29:24,733
Tradition calls for
them to exchange hair.

386
00:29:25,108 --> 00:29:28,983
Now they're bonded by hair.

387
00:29:29,358 --> 00:29:31,525
It's a different culture.

388
00:29:31,775 --> 00:29:34,692
Do you remember that menhir
I threw at Caius Bonus?

389
00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:37,483
I bet it weighed just as much
as that bunch of stones.

390
00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:41,442
You should ask him.
He's best positioned to answer.

391
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:50,650
It's a different culture.

392
00:29:56,900 --> 00:30:00,192
Another bill. I hate
paperwork.

393
00:30:00,442 --> 00:30:03,858
Otis, my writer.

394
00:30:05,608 --> 00:30:07,275
Writer, that's a comfortable position...

395
00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:11,692
I don't think there are
any good or bad positions.

396
00:30:12,067 --> 00:30:16,317
If I have to summarize my life,
I'll start with my encounters.

397
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:21,358
The people that stood up for me,
when I was all alone.

398
00:30:21,733 --> 00:30:25,067
It's strange that coincidence
determines your faith...

399
00:30:25,317 --> 00:30:28,983
...because once you've had
a taste of the good life...

400
00:30:29,358 --> 00:30:33,150
...it's sometimes hard to find
someone to speak to.

401
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,817
The mirror that helps you forward.

402
00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:40,233
But not in my case,
cause I succeeded. I thank life...

403
00:30:40,483 --> 00:30:43,692
...I sing, I dance. I'm love...

404
00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:48,608
...and when people ask me
why I'm so humane...

405
00:30:48,983 --> 00:30:52,567
...I tell them it's
the taste of love.

406
00:30:52,942 --> 00:30:55,442
Which today leads me to this kind of
mechanical construction.

407
00:30:55,692 --> 00:30:59,275
But tomorrow might lead me to be of
service to the whole community...

408
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:02,775
...and I'll give myself.

409
00:31:07,108 --> 00:31:10,317
What's for dinner this afternoon?
- Lentils.

410
00:31:14,983 --> 00:31:16,900
I'll be back.

411
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:25,817
This is the place where
soon Caesar's Palace will be.

412
00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:28,233
To be finished in 58 days.

413
00:31:32,942 --> 00:31:34,233
What are you looking for?

414
00:31:34,483 --> 00:31:36,817
I've lost my lentil.

415
00:31:38,317 --> 00:31:39,400
Workers

416
00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:42,067
Workers.

417
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,817
Friends.

418
00:31:45,358 --> 00:31:48,150
Have we gone back to the days of the pharaoh's?

419
00:31:50,525 --> 00:31:53,317
Slaving away
and getting whipped?

420
00:31:55,317 --> 00:31:56,317
And for whom?

421
00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,442
For Caesar...

422
00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:08,275
Let him build his palace in Rome.

423
00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:11,525
Everyone at his place
and the hippos will be fine.

424
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,567
That's true...

425
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:28,483
Friends,
you are being exploited.

426
00:32:29,108 --> 00:32:33,608
You're being exhausted and...

427
00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:36,525
...to be honest...

428
00:32:39,817 --> 00:32:41,317
There.

429
00:32:41,692 --> 00:32:43,108
He's right.

430
00:32:44,608 --> 00:32:47,567
And there two huge statues.

431
00:32:47,817 --> 00:32:50,150
But not too huge.
15 meters high is enough.

432
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,733
And at the edge
of the sphinxes, a big kitchen.

433
00:32:53,983 --> 00:32:57,858
Next to the bedrooms,
that's maybe not ideal.

434
00:32:58,108 --> 00:33:01,942
Because of the noise and odour?
- Could become annoying.

435
00:33:02,192 --> 00:33:03,650
Didn't think about that.

436
00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:06,858
Why are those grapes so big?

437
00:33:07,108 --> 00:33:10,775
They're dates, Obelix.
They grow on those trees.

438
00:33:14,983 --> 00:33:16,983
Crunchy on the inside.
- That's the stone.

439
00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:18,900
Not bad.

440
00:33:23,525 --> 00:33:27,900
Lunch break is over. Get to work!

441
00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:31,817
I hardly said anything.
Only that lunch break was over.

442
00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:34,817
We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied!

443
00:33:38,025 --> 00:33:39,942
Please?
- Yes...

444
00:33:40,317 --> 00:33:41,733
We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied!

445
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:49,942
We refuse to work any longer
under these conditions.

446
00:33:50,317 --> 00:33:53,608
It's unbearable.
- We're not satisfied!

447
00:33:53,983 --> 00:33:56,150
Calm down, calm down.

448
00:33:57,483 --> 00:33:59,233
We're not satisfied!

449
00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:01,942
Who's in charge?

450
00:34:02,317 --> 00:34:03,858
Ok fine.

451
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:06,400
I'll speak for all of us.

452
00:34:07,525 --> 00:34:09,900
I'm Itineris.
- I'm listening.

453
00:34:10,275 --> 00:34:13,150
You have two new messages.

454
00:34:13,858 --> 00:34:18,317
First of all: we're working more than
18 hours a day or 36 hours in 2 days.

455
00:34:18,567 --> 00:34:20,942
We want it lowered to 35 hours.

456
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:23,108
That'll never work. It'll cause problems.

457
00:34:23,483 --> 00:34:26,442
Secondly,
and sorry for interrupting you...

458
00:34:26,692 --> 00:34:29,025
...we want a decrease of at least 50%.

459
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:31,275
An increase you mean.
- No.

460
00:34:31,650 --> 00:34:33,858
A decrease of the number of whiplashes.

461
00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:35,983
We get too many whiplashes.

462
00:34:36,358 --> 00:34:39,275
Some people get headaches
from the noise.

463
00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:41,942
Their head is ready to burst.
- Yes...

464
00:34:42,192 --> 00:34:46,567
...and concerning the food...
Some wild boar alongside the lentils would be nice.

465
00:34:47,317 --> 00:34:50,150
The less whiplashes,
the slower you work.

466
00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:53,442
Then the palace doesn't get finished in time,
and I'll be fed to the crocodiles.

467
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,942
Enough, Edifis. Itineris is right...

468
00:34:56,317 --> 00:34:58,983
...to not allow that.

469
00:35:04,108 --> 00:35:07,650
I'm sure they would be
happy with some wild boar.

470
00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:16,317
It's Ready.

471
00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:26,442
No, you fell in when you
were little.

472
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:29,358
Come on, Dogmatix.

473
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,733
Give them a demonstration, Asterix.

474
00:35:32,817 --> 00:35:35,275
Be careful, it might be a bit too strong.

475
00:35:41,942 --> 00:35:44,817
It's a little too strong.
- No, it's very good.

476
00:35:55,858 --> 00:35:57,483
Dogmatix, do a trick.

477
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,025
Do a trick.

478
00:36:26,525 --> 00:36:27,942
Sit!

479
00:36:28,983 --> 00:36:31,108
It's a miracle...

480
00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:41,525
Is there enough for everyone?

481
00:36:41,775 --> 00:36:43,275
I'll make some more.

482
00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:47,150
No, Obelix, you...
- Fell in when I was little....

483
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,108
Yes, alright.

484
00:37:50,150 --> 00:37:52,942
No! Obelix, no.

485
00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:33,025
Hohis. That's his name.

486
00:38:34,150 --> 00:38:35,650
Nobis?

487
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:39,150
No, Hohis. With an h.

488
00:39:04,650 --> 00:39:06,983
Nexusis.

489
00:39:09,483 --> 00:39:10,942
Can I help you?

490
00:39:11,192 --> 00:39:13,983
An Imhotep.
- Two.

491
00:39:16,275 --> 00:39:18,858
I have a job for you.

492
00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:20,483
No problem. Who do you want me to kill?

493
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,400
No, we're not killing anyone.

494
00:39:24,817 --> 00:39:26,400
Here you go, two Imhoteps.

495
00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:31,400
The construction of the palace has to stop.

496
00:39:32,817 --> 00:39:36,358
They're waiting for stones from the south.

497
00:39:36,733 --> 00:39:39,400
Make sure they don't arrive.

498
00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:42,150
No stones, no construction.

499
00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:46,108
No construction, no palace.

500
00:39:46,608 --> 00:39:47,650
No palace...

501
00:39:49,817 --> 00:39:51,650
...no palace.

502
00:39:53,567 --> 00:39:56,900
Here's some gold to cover your expenses.

503
00:39:57,942 --> 00:39:59,525
You give back whatever's left.

504
00:40:11,942 --> 00:40:13,900
Nice tunic.

505
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:40,817
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Veni, vidi, vici.

506
00:40:41,067 --> 00:40:44,108
The usual stuff.
And sign with:

507
00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:45,817
"Cesare".

508
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,442
"Cesare" or "Caesar"?

509
00:40:51,567 --> 00:40:54,942
Caesar. It sounded cool, but...

510
00:40:55,192 --> 00:40:56,442
Engrave 4 plates.

511
00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:00,483
Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity...

512
00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:03,400
Power and prosperity, Caius C+.
Good news?

513
00:41:03,608 --> 00:41:06,400
I came, I saw, I conquered.
As usual

514
00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:09,983
Veni, vidi, ok. Vici is a little premature.

515
00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:11,650
What do you mean?

516
00:41:12,192 --> 00:41:14,400
Gaul for example...

517
00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:16,150
What about Gaul?

518
00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:20,525
Gaul is vici. It's completely occupied.

519
00:41:20,775 --> 00:41:23,983
No it isn't.  One small village of
invincible Gauls still holds out...

520
00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:26,150
...against the invaders,
yes I know.

521
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,733
I've heard it over and over.

522
00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:31,483
And Cleopatra, they stopped construction?

523
00:41:31,733 --> 00:41:34,608
No, it's going fine.

524
00:41:34,983 --> 00:41:39,150
It's beautiful.
They even... on the inside...

525
00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:42,067
No.
- Excuse me.

526
00:41:42,442 --> 00:41:46,025
Don't touch me...
- They'll finish in time.

527
00:41:46,608 --> 00:41:49,275
Impossible.
- The Gauls don't know the meaning of the word.

528
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:54,192
Edifis got 3 of them to help him.
One of them is the druid Teachix.

529
00:41:54,442 --> 00:41:55,400
Getafix?

530
00:41:55,775 --> 00:41:58,192
Yes, I knew it sounded like that.

531
00:41:58,442 --> 00:42:02,900
Also a little clever one
and a big brute: Aikix and Journalduhix.

532
00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:07,108
Or Malcomix.

533
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,608
Keep an eye on them for now.
I'll decide later what to do.

534
00:42:10,858 --> 00:42:15,233
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
If you want peace, prepare for war.

535
00:42:15,983 --> 00:42:20,608
The little Gaul has the
name of a hero: Brucewillix.

536
00:42:27,650 --> 00:42:30,567
In the mean time,
the ruthless Nexusis...

537
00:42:30,817 --> 00:42:34,650
...sent by Artifis,
was completing his mission.

538
00:42:35,067 --> 00:42:37,775
Cut off the supply of stones...

539
00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:42,233
...by bribing
the foul convoy supervisor.

540
00:43:13,067 --> 00:43:17,067
There the buildings can form
a "C", from Cleopatra.

541
00:43:18,025 --> 00:43:19,483
It's Caesar's palace.

542
00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,775
That's possible too.
- What do you mean?

543
00:43:22,358 --> 00:43:24,817
The stones have arrived.

544
00:43:32,317 --> 00:43:37,150
The supervisor says there are
no more stones in the quarries.

545
00:43:38,108 --> 00:43:41,150
Funny language.
- He wants to be paid.

546
00:43:41,567 --> 00:43:44,733
He's lying.
- No, he really wants to be paid.

547
00:43:45,108 --> 00:43:48,025
No, about the quarries.
There have to be more stones.

548
00:43:48,275 --> 00:43:50,442
I could make him talk. Can I?

549
00:43:50,692 --> 00:43:53,358
Ok. But don't overdo it,
he needs to be able to talk.

550
00:43:56,775 --> 00:43:58,358
How do you say "talk"?

551
00:43:58,733 --> 00:44:02,400
In the sense of
"I don't speak Egyptian very well"...

552
00:44:02,650 --> 00:44:05,983
...it's "medou ene ere comete".

553
00:44:06,233 --> 00:44:10,150
If it's "talk a little slower",
then it's "medou ere keteb".

554
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,317
"Medou ere keteb".
- No, "ketebece".

555
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,150
"Ketebece".
- "Keteb". "Ketebece", when they're 8 of them.

556
00:44:15,525 --> 00:44:17,775
"Ketebece".
- No, not "ketebece".

557
00:44:18,025 --> 00:44:20,108
No, sorry.
- No one understands you.

558
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,150
"Keteb" open, "keteb" generious.

559
00:44:22,525 --> 00:44:23,942
Say...

560
00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:26,442
"Ouchebe".

561
00:44:30,733 --> 00:44:32,233
"Ouchebe".

562
00:44:32,858 --> 00:44:34,733
No? Not "ouchebe"?

563
00:44:37,525 --> 00:44:40,525
No, Obelix, not so furious.

564
00:44:40,983 --> 00:44:45,775
He says Artifis paid him
to throw the stones into the Nile.

565
00:44:51,067 --> 00:44:53,858
There are enough stones in the quarry.

566
00:44:57,275 --> 00:45:02,150
Ai... Ai... He says...
- Yes, ai, I understand that part.

567
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,192
He says "ai" because he's
in pain. I'm in pain.

568
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:09,317
Not the moustache. Not the moustache.

569
00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:12,525
He's finished.

570
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:15,233
We'll go with him.

571
00:45:15,483 --> 00:45:19,775
I'll stay here to keep an eye on things.
Otis will accompany you to...

572
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,942
Yes, to...

573
00:45:24,192 --> 00:45:26,733
Here. Amulets.

574
00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:29,983
Lucky charms to protect you.

575
00:45:31,275 --> 00:45:32,567
Thanks.

576
00:45:34,650 --> 00:45:36,692
Amsterisque.
- Rix.

577
00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:38,775
Risque.
- Yes, rix...

578
00:45:39,025 --> 00:45:41,150
Risque.

579
00:45:42,067 --> 00:45:44,983
The faith of Egypt is in your hands.

580
00:45:45,233 --> 00:45:47,983
Isn't that a little exaggerated?

581
00:45:48,942 --> 00:45:52,400
My faith is in your hands.
- That's better.

582
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,317
Go, Amsterisque!
- Rix.

583
00:45:59,567 --> 00:46:00,650
Risque.

584
00:46:05,942 --> 00:46:08,608
So our Gallic friends
and Otis went on their way...

585
00:46:08,817 --> 00:46:12,025
...to the quarries
to get the stones.

586
00:46:14,608 --> 00:46:16,983
What's wrong with your dromedary?

587
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:19,150
It's my stomach.

588
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,233
While I pack up the boat,
you can visit the sphinx.

589
00:46:22,483 --> 00:46:25,942
There will be many restaurants.

590
00:46:26,192 --> 00:46:29,650
You can stuff yourself with
all kinds of things...

591
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:31,775
...steamed fish, meat in sauce.

592
00:46:34,233 --> 00:46:36,150
I knew it, nothing to eat.

593
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,150
Nice, those little sphinxes.

594
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:41,650
I could make little menhirs.

595
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,275
Sphinx!
- Never mind.

596
00:46:43,650 --> 00:46:45,317
Sphinx!
- No, thanks.

597
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,400
Stranger,
a portrait with the sphinx as souvenir?

598
00:46:54,775 --> 00:46:56,608
A statue in 30 minutes?

599
00:46:57,358 --> 00:47:00,233
Yes why not?
It would look nice at my place.

600
00:47:00,608 --> 00:47:04,650
Do you accept sestertius?
- Sure. Stand in profile please...

601
00:47:05,025 --> 00:47:06,400
...shoulders up front.

602
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:08,775
Not to far.

603
00:47:09,192 --> 00:47:13,858
We have to be more alert.
Artifis is a snake.

604
00:47:14,233 --> 00:47:16,817
Besides the transport he could attack
the construction site.

605
00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:19,317
We must organise a guard.

606
00:47:19,567 --> 00:47:22,483
What do you think, Obelix?

607
00:47:23,567 --> 00:47:27,025
Now where did he go? Obe?

608
00:47:27,275 --> 00:47:28,983
Obe. Obelix!

609
00:47:32,233 --> 00:47:34,233
Not to short?
- No no.

610
00:47:37,317 --> 00:47:40,317
So you're from Gaul?
- Yes.

611
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:44,150
Been pretty hefty
there lately...

612
00:47:44,525 --> 00:47:45,942
Obe...

613
00:47:49,817 --> 00:47:53,233
Obelix...
- Hé! Hé! Asterix!

614
00:47:55,608 --> 00:47:58,108
Obelix, I'm sure that's forbidden.

615
00:48:00,483 --> 00:48:02,442
Come down at once.

616
00:48:16,442 --> 00:48:18,567
How nice...

617
00:48:18,942 --> 00:48:21,275
Come down. You're being childish.

618
00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:23,483
You look so small down there.

619
00:48:23,858 --> 00:48:26,608
Don't be stupid. Get off that sphinx.

620
00:48:28,567 --> 00:48:30,983
I'm going to take a walk on his head.

621
00:48:32,525 --> 00:48:34,692
Wise guy.

622
00:48:57,233 --> 00:48:59,108
Broken nose.

623
00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:05,692
Great. Remarkable.

624
00:49:08,608 --> 00:49:10,192
Congratulations, Obelix.

625
00:49:13,733 --> 00:49:15,567
You've outdone yourself this time.

626
00:49:15,817 --> 00:49:17,608
We could attach it again.

627
00:49:17,858 --> 00:49:20,358
Really? That's a great idea.

628
00:49:20,608 --> 00:49:23,025
With what? Did you see the size
of that thing?

629
00:49:23,275 --> 00:49:25,942
Yes, it's a rock. A cliff.

630
00:49:26,150 --> 00:49:29,983
What am I saying? A peninsula.

631
00:49:30,233 --> 00:49:34,358
Stop making everything so complicated
and find a solution.

632
00:49:34,608 --> 00:49:37,192
You're so clumsy, Obelix.

633
00:49:38,858 --> 00:49:40,358
Luckily no one saw us.

634
00:49:40,608 --> 00:49:43,317
He said: "Let the Greek
balm you."

635
00:49:43,567 --> 00:49:45,233
Imhotep.
- Tep.

636
00:50:06,525 --> 00:50:08,317
Help me, I only have two arms.

637
00:50:15,192 --> 00:50:17,650
Was that lightning?

638
00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:30,275
I told you I saw lightning.
I'm not crazy.

639
00:50:35,692 --> 00:50:36,942
Done.

640
00:50:37,483 --> 00:50:40,775
No one will find it there.

641
00:50:41,817 --> 00:50:43,567
Fine, let's get out of here.

642
00:50:43,942 --> 00:50:45,358
Come on, Dogmatix.

643
00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:49,192
Not a word about this to Getafix.

644
00:50:49,442 --> 00:50:51,233
Nothing happened.
- No.

645
00:50:51,483 --> 00:50:52,483
Nothing.

646
00:50:57,983 --> 00:51:00,150
Hey, my pyramids...

647
00:51:05,692 --> 00:51:09,442
Seeing the palace is
progressing faster than planned...

648
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:12,733
...we demand, which is perfectly normal...

649
00:51:12,983 --> 00:51:16,442
...an extra day off.

650
00:51:16,692 --> 00:51:19,233
You understand me,
put yourself in my place Adis.

651
00:51:19,483 --> 00:51:20,817
My name's Edifis.

652
00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:23,358
What did I say?

653
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:31,233
Itineris, I don't understand anything.

654
00:51:31,692 --> 00:51:33,317
Try to move a little.

655
00:51:33,567 --> 00:51:35,692
Now?
- No. How about now?

656
00:51:35,942 --> 00:51:37,900
And now?
- Try it.

657
00:51:38,150 --> 00:51:41,400
Do you understand me now? Because...

658
00:51:41,650 --> 00:51:45,317
...I've been having that
problem a lot lately.

659
00:51:48,858 --> 00:51:50,692
Are you alright, Obe?
- I'm hungry.

660
00:51:53,483 --> 00:51:55,608
How could the build such a thing?

661
00:51:55,983 --> 00:51:58,067
Stone upon stone.
- Indeed.

662
00:51:58,317 --> 00:51:59,650
Gauls...

663
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:03,525
Feel like visiting the pyramid?

664
00:52:03,775 --> 00:52:05,317
For free.

665
00:52:05,692 --> 00:52:08,233
Not sure if we can learn anything.

666
00:52:08,483 --> 00:52:12,317
They say it's extraordinary.
We're not in a hurry.

667
00:52:12,692 --> 00:52:15,358
Stay here, Dogmatix. Guard Getafix.

668
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:17,567
If you're good, I'll give you a bone.

669
00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:35,483
Don't loose track of me.
You won't get out of this labyrinth alive.

670
00:52:36,025 --> 00:52:39,025
Watch it, the corridors are very narrow.

671
00:52:39,275 --> 00:52:42,775
You can't be too fat.
- No one is fat.

672
00:52:44,733 --> 00:52:47,150
On your right, Anubis.

673
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,733
Touching.
- The god of the dead.

674
00:52:54,483 --> 00:52:55,983
Through here.

675
00:52:57,067 --> 00:52:59,900
Come, distinguished guests, go in here.

676
00:53:00,317 --> 00:53:04,775
These hieroglyphs
are beautiful.

677
00:53:05,900 --> 00:53:09,150
After you. Enter.

678
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:11,150
Indeed.

679
00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:16,192
No! No!

680
00:53:19,733 --> 00:53:22,067
You'll never get out of here.

681
00:53:24,692 --> 00:53:29,192
This tomb will be your tomb!

682
00:53:32,233 --> 00:53:34,817
No way out. We are stuck.

683
00:53:35,192 --> 00:53:37,775
"This tomb will be your tomb!"
Nice one.

684
00:53:38,025 --> 00:53:41,275
I'm too good.
- I knew it. A free visit.

685
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:45,608
Anyway, enough things to read.

686
00:53:45,858 --> 00:53:48,650
Hieroglyphs all look alike.
- No.

687
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:53,108
Look, Obelix, the colours... are beautiful.

688
00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:55,525
That's all really nice, but...

689
00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:58,317
...if we don't find a way out soon...

690
00:53:58,567 --> 00:54:01,108
...we'll have all eternity
to figure them out.

691
00:54:02,817 --> 00:54:05,525
That's that.

692
00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:07,900
If they get out of here...

693
00:54:08,150 --> 00:54:12,025
...I swear I'll never shave my head
again.

694
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,067
First of all we have to get that door open.

695
00:54:16,317 --> 00:54:17,442
But considering the size...

696
00:54:18,150 --> 00:54:19,525
Here, Obelix...

697
00:54:21,025 --> 00:54:24,567
...for the first time you can have
some magic potion..

698
00:54:24,942 --> 00:54:27,067
Really?
- That's what we said didn't we.

699
00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:33,192
One, two, three drops.

700
00:54:33,567 --> 00:54:35,900
That's enough.

701
00:54:56,733 --> 00:54:58,525
Well...

702
00:54:58,942 --> 00:55:01,608
That didn't seem to
do anything.

703
00:55:15,108 --> 00:55:16,233
No, it's Geta.

704
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:21,483
Yes, I'm here.

705
00:55:22,942 --> 00:55:24,192
Here.

706
00:55:29,942 --> 00:55:32,358
We're running in circles.

707
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:35,483
The pharaoh's had splendid architects.

708
00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:39,067
We're in a serious situation here.
- Very serious.

709
00:55:39,442 --> 00:55:41,025
I'm starting to get hungry.

710
00:55:42,025 --> 00:55:44,400
What do those hieroglyphs mean?

711
00:55:45,858 --> 00:55:49,442
There's no time to find out,
we have to get out of here.

712
00:55:49,817 --> 00:55:53,358
We must set our priorities straight.

713
00:55:53,608 --> 00:55:56,983
I'm reporting to mister Asterix
that's I'm hungry.

714
00:55:57,233 --> 00:56:01,150
I keep myself busy
to forget I'm hungry.

715
00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:05,608
I forgot mister Obelix's stomach
was more important.

716
00:56:05,858 --> 00:56:08,983
Wild boars and fights,
that's all he needs.

717
00:56:09,358 --> 00:56:12,442
Mister Asterix knows everything better.

718
00:56:12,817 --> 00:56:15,483
Yes, maybe.
- I'm reporting to mister Asterix...

719
00:56:15,858 --> 00:56:20,025
...who wanted to visit the pyramid
that this wouldn't have happened in a menhir.

720
00:56:22,442 --> 00:56:24,775
2 Sestertius for that logic.

721
00:56:29,317 --> 00:56:30,775
What's keeping them?

722
00:56:32,025 --> 00:56:35,942
The stones are loaded.
We have to leave.

723
00:56:39,525 --> 00:56:42,942
I was excited.
I was just saying something. Mea culpa.

724
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:46,150
No, I said mea culpa.

725
00:56:46,608 --> 00:56:49,275
It also could have happened in a menhir.

726
00:56:49,483 --> 00:56:53,150
In any case, I can't get us out of this place.

727
00:56:53,817 --> 00:56:58,317
My friends, I fear this is the end
of our adventures.

728
00:57:04,525 --> 00:57:06,317
Could someone light a torch?

729
00:57:06,567 --> 00:57:10,567
No, I have the amulets,
but that's not going to help.

730
00:57:10,817 --> 00:57:12,900
I'm sorry for Edifis.

731
00:57:13,150 --> 00:57:16,067
I'm sorry for Dogmatix.

732
00:57:16,317 --> 00:57:18,817
Or not, Dogmatix?
- Dogmatix?

733
00:57:19,067 --> 00:57:23,025
Yes, so? Don't blame me for
bringing him!

734
00:57:23,275 --> 00:57:25,567
His sense of smell lead him to us.

735
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:28,400
So he can get us out of here.

736
00:57:28,650 --> 00:57:31,108
That's true! Dogmatix, listen very carefully.

737
00:57:31,358 --> 00:57:36,233
If you get us out of here,
I'll give you a pile full of bones.

738
00:57:53,858 --> 00:57:57,025
Yes! That's good... Dogmatix!

739
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,775
Excuse me,
we're fortunate you brought him.

740
00:58:00,025 --> 00:58:04,067
Sometimes I think he
understands everything I say.

741
00:58:08,692 --> 00:58:11,025
And they returned to the construction site...

742
00:58:11,275 --> 00:58:14,483
...aboard ships loaded with stones.

743
00:58:15,150 --> 00:58:17,650
We're going slowly.
- Very slow.

744
00:58:18,025 --> 00:58:19,358
Too slow.

745
00:58:19,775 --> 00:58:23,150
At this speed we won't be
back in time for the wild board banquet...

746
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,942
...lentils aren't that great...

747
00:58:25,192 --> 00:58:28,608
The Nile is an unpredictable river...

748
00:58:28,858 --> 00:58:31,650
...sometimes impetuous, sometimes quiet.

749
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:35,817
I wonder if you know this
nice Egyptian poem.

750
00:58:36,067 --> 00:58:39,650
It goes like this: "Nile, Nile, Nile..."

751
00:58:47,067 --> 00:58:48,775
What's he doing?

752
00:58:58,942 --> 00:59:00,317
Men!

753
00:59:01,775 --> 00:59:03,817
We're seaworthy again.

754
00:59:04,192 --> 00:59:05,608
Hip hip hip...
- Hurrah.

755
00:59:05,983 --> 00:59:07,650
Hip hip hip...
- Hurrah.

756
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:24,400
Watch out!

757
00:59:38,192 --> 00:59:41,983
By Toutatis, I know he fell...

758
00:59:42,358 --> 00:59:44,775
...in a cauldron of magic potion...

759
00:59:45,025 --> 00:59:47,692
...but he'll never cease to amaze me.

760
00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:53,608
Hip hip hip... hurrah...
- Stop it.

761
00:59:54,275 --> 00:59:56,858
And construction was ready to start again.

762
00:59:57,108 --> 01:00:00,775
Edifis knew he would be
finished in time...

763
01:00:01,025 --> 01:00:03,442
...which, in the field of construction,
was rare in those days.

764
01:00:04,025 --> 01:00:08,400
One sip a person.
Just one sip a person.

765
01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:11,692
Fake potion is being spread.

766
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:16,692
Same consistency,
same colour, but it's pumpkin soup.

767
01:00:17,067 --> 01:00:20,567
The only real potion,
is the one you get from the druid...

768
01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:22,025
...around the cauldron.

769
01:00:22,608 --> 01:00:25,775
Thirty minutes from here.

770
01:00:27,817 --> 01:00:29,733
I closed the door and yelled:

771
01:00:29,983 --> 01:00:32,900
"This tomb will be your tomb."

772
01:00:33,150 --> 01:00:34,650
Not bad.

773
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:38,317
I was also thinking:
"Jackals, die like jackals".

774
01:00:38,567 --> 01:00:40,317
But that's jackals twice.

775
01:00:42,650 --> 01:00:45,733
What? They say hyenas?

776
01:00:45,983 --> 01:00:47,900
Locked up in the pyramid?

777
01:00:48,275 --> 01:00:49,525
I don't understand.

778
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:54,192
They're magicians. You need supernatural
powers to get out of there.

779
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:56,150
They're tuff, those barbarians.

780
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,608
I need an idea.

781
01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:05,108
Got one. I have a terrible idea.
Two. Even three.

782
01:01:05,358 --> 01:01:09,442
I've got a whole bunch of ideas.
I'm so good.

783
01:01:13,067 --> 01:01:16,483
I don't like that laugh.
It frightens me.

784
01:01:16,733 --> 01:01:18,317
Get to work!

785
01:01:23,733 --> 01:01:27,483
That's not even close to the luxurious
garden we need.

786
01:01:29,358 --> 01:01:33,692
Getamanix, you don't have any
potion to speed things up?

787
01:01:34,067 --> 01:01:37,567
Like seeds for example...

788
01:01:37,817 --> 01:01:40,692
...that grow into palm trees
within no time?

789
01:01:40,942 --> 01:01:43,942
No, potions aren't the solution
to everything.

790
01:01:44,317 --> 01:01:46,358
Some things can't be changed.

791
01:01:46,733 --> 01:01:50,900
Nature needs time to
turn the seed...

792
01:01:51,275 --> 01:01:54,733
...with sun and water, into a bud...

793
01:01:56,442 --> 01:01:58,400
...and then...

794
01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:03,733
...that bud...
- Please.

795
01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:06,608
Please.

796
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,567
It can't go any faster.

797
01:02:39,983 --> 01:02:41,900
Yes, fantastic!

798
01:02:50,692 --> 01:02:52,775
Can someone get me down from this tree?

799
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:02,608
They started again?

800
01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:05,983
I'm not happy either.

801
01:03:06,358 --> 01:03:10,525
I also want Edifis to fail,
for personal reasons.

802
01:03:10,775 --> 01:03:14,692
I was thinking I could
be of some assistance maybe.

803
01:03:14,942 --> 01:03:19,275
After we've struck
a fair deal...

804
01:03:20,442 --> 01:03:23,358
Not here. In my tent.

805
01:03:28,733 --> 01:03:30,358
I'm listening.

806
01:03:30,608 --> 01:03:35,567
Honourable Caesar, if I see to it
the construction of the palace fails..

807
01:03:35,817 --> 01:03:39,733
...you'll appoint me and I'll
finish the job in 2 months.

808
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:43,900
That way you win the bet
and Cleopatra is humiliated.

809
01:03:45,733 --> 01:03:47,983
Alright, if you finish it
after 4 months.

810
01:03:48,233 --> 01:03:49,692
Three, I can't work any slower.

811
01:03:49,942 --> 01:03:53,608
Fine, but not any sooner,
or you'll have to pay a compensation.

812
01:03:55,525 --> 01:03:58,733
That's a deal, honourable Caesar.

813
01:04:03,233 --> 01:04:06,650
How were you planning to sabotage
the construction.

814
01:04:08,233 --> 01:04:10,067
With this.

815
01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:24,025
What shall I wear tonight?

816
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,942
Careful, it's very, very tepid.

817
01:04:37,858 --> 01:04:39,650
A gift for
the queen of queens.

818
01:04:41,942 --> 01:04:45,775
"As a token of honour to the queen
of queens. The 3 Gauls:

819
01:04:46,025 --> 01:04:50,275
Getafix, Obelix and Asterix."
How sweet.

820
01:04:52,067 --> 01:04:53,942
Can I open it?

821
01:04:56,275 --> 01:04:57,817
Oh, that's tepid.

822
01:05:00,233 --> 01:05:01,483
A cake.

823
01:05:01,858 --> 01:05:03,442
Tonight's desert.

824
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:06,650
Modest meal, 40 dancers...

825
01:05:07,025 --> 01:05:09,567
...80 musicians
and 300 simple dishes.

826
01:05:09,942 --> 01:05:12,192
I don't like crowds either.

827
01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:14,942
Dinnertime!

828
01:05:15,317 --> 01:05:18,275
Ah wild boar...
- Finally some normal food.

829
01:05:18,525 --> 01:05:21,192
Yes.
- With lentils.

830
01:05:21,442 --> 01:05:25,442
That's not really allowed.
It's pork more or less.

831
01:05:25,817 --> 01:05:28,858
We'll pretend we don't know.
- Nobody moves.

832
01:05:29,233 --> 01:05:31,025
We're here to arrest the Gauls.

833
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,817
Come on, for three wild boars.

834
01:05:34,192 --> 01:05:36,983
I'll beat them up
and then we'll eat.

835
01:05:37,358 --> 01:05:41,858
No, wait. Wait! You're going
to fight the whole garrison?

836
01:05:42,108 --> 01:05:46,400
Why not? That's illegal too?
You can't do anything around here.

837
01:05:46,775 --> 01:05:48,858
Edifis is right.
We're going to see Cleopatra.

838
01:05:49,108 --> 01:05:51,983
Yes, nice opportunity to see the palace.

839
01:05:52,233 --> 01:05:56,317
I'll stay here to keep an eye on the fire.
It tends to go out.

840
01:05:56,567 --> 01:05:59,400
That's why I want to stay.

841
01:06:12,150 --> 01:06:15,525
Everything is tasted beforehand.

842
01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:17,900
Your scheme failed, Gauls.

843
01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:21,442
My taster was poisoned by
your cake.

844
01:06:21,983 --> 01:06:24,192
We didn't send any cake. What cake?

845
01:06:24,567 --> 01:06:27,233
That cake. I don't see fifty others.

846
01:06:27,608 --> 01:06:30,108
The wild boars, ok, but for that...

847
01:06:30,483 --> 01:06:32,942
Silence!
You tried to kill me.

848
01:06:33,317 --> 01:06:36,483
You will die.
- By Toutatis! We are innocent.

849
01:06:36,858 --> 01:06:39,733
You have some nerve.
- Ridiculous. We work...

850
01:06:40,108 --> 01:06:42,400
...all day, breath dust...

851
01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:44,650
Eat lentils...
- Yes, no...

852
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,483
Yes we do, lentils.
- Yes, but...

853
01:06:46,858 --> 01:06:49,900
We didn't send you any poisonous cake.

854
01:06:50,275 --> 01:06:53,983
A cake like that we would have eaten ourselves.

855
01:06:55,108 --> 01:06:56,692
Silence!

856
01:06:57,442 --> 01:07:00,358
This is ridiculous.
- If she doesn't want to hear it...

857
01:07:00,608 --> 01:07:02,608
...you don't say anything. For now.

858
01:07:02,858 --> 01:07:04,233
Take them away.

859
01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:07,483
And give the crocodiles an appetizer.

860
01:07:15,442 --> 01:07:17,233
I'm hungry.

861
01:07:21,108 --> 01:07:23,817
I'm hungry. Hungry!

862
01:07:25,525 --> 01:07:28,400
When I said hello,
she turned her head.

863
01:07:29,608 --> 01:07:32,983
We used to laugh,
said cuckoo... and now...

864
01:07:33,233 --> 01:07:34,567
...all of a sudden...

865
01:07:34,942 --> 01:07:38,692
...she won't look at me anymore.
I'm a stranger to her.

866
01:07:38,942 --> 01:07:40,858
Cleopatra and you said cuckoo?

867
01:07:41,233 --> 01:07:45,858
He's not talking about Cleopatra,
but about a courtesan.

868
01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:48,317
The one with the nice braid.

869
01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:52,608
Wouldn't surprise me
if he were in love.

870
01:07:52,983 --> 01:07:54,400
I'm not in love.

871
01:07:55,233 --> 01:07:58,025
I want to tell her
I had nothing to do with it.

872
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:01,275
It's a juridical thing.

873
01:08:01,650 --> 01:08:03,567
Juridical, yes.

874
01:08:03,817 --> 01:08:04,983
Of course.

875
01:08:06,525 --> 01:08:08,067
Stop.
- Cuckoo, I love you.

876
01:08:09,817 --> 01:08:13,233
It's great to look so stupid...

877
01:08:15,650 --> 01:08:17,067
Subtle...

878
01:08:17,442 --> 01:08:22,108
Sometimes you can be really nice,
and sometimes we think you're...

879
01:08:22,483 --> 01:08:25,067
...a fat idiot...
- Who's an idiot?

880
01:08:25,442 --> 01:08:28,400
No idea.
- Drink. A sip of antidote.

881
01:08:29,817 --> 01:08:32,150
Obelix, not everything. A sip.

882
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,650
Yes, a sip.

883
01:08:34,025 --> 01:08:36,608
Now... Obelix, open the door.

884
01:08:36,858 --> 01:08:40,858
I didn't drink it all.
Get out of my way.

885
01:08:41,108 --> 01:08:44,692
Yes, and when you come back
you'll bring me a suit...

886
01:08:45,525 --> 01:08:50,067
Egyptians are mad. We ask them to
get out of the way but they don't move.

887
01:08:55,608 --> 01:08:58,150
And?
- I'm ready.

888
01:09:00,192 --> 01:09:02,858
I'm sick of standing in profile all the time.

889
01:09:03,108 --> 01:09:06,067
Can't you sketch my front
for a change? Like this...

890
01:09:08,067 --> 01:09:09,733
Modern art...

891
01:09:10,108 --> 01:09:11,150
Please?

892
01:09:15,358 --> 01:09:16,275
Can we?

893
01:09:17,733 --> 01:09:19,317
I'd better leave.

894
01:09:19,692 --> 01:09:23,025
Gauls, since you
want to see my demise...

895
01:09:23,275 --> 01:09:26,400
...I'll, by Osiris,
show you how a queen dies.

896
01:09:26,775 --> 01:09:29,442
No, by Toutatis, listen to us first.

897
01:09:29,775 --> 01:09:31,692
Where are your courtesans?
- Why?

898
01:09:31,942 --> 01:09:35,483
No reason. I'm sure the
cake wasn't poisoned.

899
01:09:35,733 --> 01:09:37,442
I think it's very tasty even.

900
01:09:39,525 --> 01:09:42,400
Obelix, cut 3 pieces of cake.

901
01:09:47,525 --> 01:09:48,692
We said three piece.

902
01:09:49,067 --> 01:09:50,400
One...

903
01:09:52,150 --> 01:09:54,733
Go on.
- Two.

904
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:58,025
And three.

905
01:09:58,817 --> 01:09:59,858
Obviously.

906
01:10:08,817 --> 01:10:11,608
And? You can see it's not poisoned.

907
01:10:12,150 --> 01:10:15,275
Tell your courtesans.
Especially the one with the braid.

908
01:10:15,650 --> 01:10:18,400
Her name is Guimieukis.
- Guimieukis.

909
01:10:28,942 --> 01:10:31,400
I had a dream last night.

910
01:10:32,775 --> 01:10:35,317
I'd won a million sestertius.

911
01:10:35,567 --> 01:10:39,775
I bought, shoes.
Too big, and ugly too.

912
01:10:40,025 --> 01:10:43,525
Unbelievable. And weird, because...

913
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:46,650
That Egyptian architect and
his proposition...

914
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:48,567
Ilemauris?
- Artifis.

915
01:10:48,942 --> 01:10:51,692
Yes.
- Incompetent. He hasn't achieved anything.

916
01:10:52,650 --> 01:10:56,150
Send one of ours,
to spy and snoop around.

917
01:10:57,233 --> 01:11:00,233
Thinking of someone
in particular, o Caesar?

918
01:11:00,483 --> 01:11:02,942
Someone sneaky...

919
01:11:03,317 --> 01:11:06,108
Cartapus!
- Yes.

920
01:11:07,067 --> 01:11:09,358
Caesar, meet Cartapus.

921
01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:11,317
Our best spy.

922
01:11:11,692 --> 01:11:14,358
Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity.

923
01:11:15,025 --> 01:11:18,733
Cartapus is a professional.
The queen of camouflage.

924
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,317
If I look that way, you can see me.

925
01:11:23,025 --> 01:11:24,400
When I look this way, you don't.

926
01:11:25,233 --> 01:11:28,483
You can. You can't. You can.

927
01:11:28,858 --> 01:11:31,317
Can't. Can't. Can.
- Incredible.

928
01:11:31,567 --> 01:11:33,900
You can't. Can't. Can.

929
01:11:34,150 --> 01:11:37,275
You can. Can't.
You can a little.

930
01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:47,483
Amazing.
- Yes.

931
01:11:48,358 --> 01:11:49,525
She wasn't even trying hard.

932
01:11:55,983 --> 01:11:57,858
They mock me.

933
01:12:03,192 --> 01:12:04,942
Four months...
- Don't rush me.

934
01:12:05,317 --> 01:12:08,567
I've been waiting four months.
- My mother will kill me.

935
01:12:08,817 --> 01:12:11,942
I have connections.
- Come one, stay calm.

936
01:12:12,192 --> 01:12:14,567
Don't touch me!
Impossible to stay calm.

937
01:12:14,817 --> 01:12:17,650
Malococsis,
tomorrow I'll finish everything.

938
01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:21,442
I'll even give you a discount.
I'd like that.

939
01:12:21,692 --> 01:12:23,233
He'd like that.

940
01:12:23,483 --> 01:12:27,817
If you're not there tomorrow,
I'd rather not be in your place.

941
01:12:35,275 --> 01:12:36,233
And?

942
01:12:36,608 --> 01:12:38,650
The magic potion gives them incredible strength.

943
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:42,900
I drank it and now
I'm superman. Superwoman.

944
01:12:46,067 --> 01:12:47,733
You don't believe me, o Caesar?

945
01:12:47,983 --> 01:12:50,067
We shall see.

946
01:12:50,442 --> 01:12:54,358
Malivestus!
Slap her.

947
01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:34,900
Caesar will personally deal
with this matter.

948
01:13:35,108 --> 01:13:38,817
The dice is cast.
Alea jacta est. Excuse me.

949
01:13:45,733 --> 01:13:51,067
In the name of Caesar! We know
the Gauls are hiding here.

950
01:13:51,442 --> 01:13:55,192
I demand that Appendix,
Olympix and Mannekepix...

951
01:13:55,567 --> 01:13:57,817
No, their names are Asterix...

952
01:13:58,192 --> 01:14:00,025
Their names don't matter!

953
01:14:00,650 --> 01:14:04,150
If they don't surrender immediately
we'll attack.

954
01:14:04,525 --> 01:14:07,192
We're here to help Cleopatra.

955
01:14:07,567 --> 01:14:09,692
By Toutatis, we're not leaving
until the work is finished.

956
01:14:10,067 --> 01:14:13,650
Don't be so aggressive.
Maybe we can talk!

957
01:14:14,025 --> 01:14:16,067
We'll kill you all.

958
01:14:16,442 --> 01:14:17,858
I knew it.

959
01:14:18,108 --> 01:14:22,442
Jeanclaudus. Prepare the troops.
And show no mercy.

960
01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:24,400
Antivirus.

961
01:14:24,942 --> 01:14:26,900
My name is Antivirus.

962
01:14:36,317 --> 01:14:39,525
Arm yourself. One, two, three...

963
01:14:39,775 --> 01:14:42,108
...four, six...five...

964
01:14:42,692 --> 01:14:44,233
Come on.

965
01:14:49,608 --> 01:14:50,483
Get in line.

966
01:15:08,567 --> 01:15:12,275
Here. Put him in some shade.

967
01:15:13,150 --> 01:15:16,733
So, amateurs,
coming to see the professionals at work?

968
01:15:16,983 --> 01:15:19,067
Yes, alright.

969
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:29,608
Yes, if you're not used to it,
it's rather impressive.

970
01:15:30,567 --> 01:15:34,192
Getamanix, magic potion for the workers.
- It's their day off.

971
01:15:37,317 --> 01:15:39,483
So...

972
01:15:39,733 --> 01:15:44,858
This is the palace, there are the gardens.

973
01:15:45,233 --> 01:15:47,942
And there is the temple with the sphinxes.

974
01:15:48,192 --> 01:15:50,608
That's not a good drawing.

975
01:15:50,858 --> 01:15:53,025
No, I'm merely sketching.

976
01:15:53,275 --> 01:15:56,358
In perspective it's more like...

977
01:15:56,608 --> 01:15:59,025
I would have drawn it more
in profile.

978
01:15:59,275 --> 01:16:01,442
Yes, you do it all the time...

979
01:16:13,358 --> 01:16:15,900
Those Romans are mad.

980
01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:21,275
Because of the violence in the next scene...

981
01:16:21,525 --> 01:16:25,275
...we prefer to broadcast
this documentary.

982
01:16:26,942 --> 01:16:28,858
In contrary to common belief...

983
01:16:29,108 --> 01:16:32,317
...the langoustine feeds
exclusively on shellfish.

984
01:16:32,983 --> 01:16:36,567
Which doesn't bother his
humanity.

985
01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:46,108
Careful...

986
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:52,775
One got through.
Dogmatix, attack!

987
01:17:05,483 --> 01:17:08,775
Leave me alone. I've been beaten already.

988
01:17:11,650 --> 01:17:12,942
Alright.

989
01:17:15,025 --> 01:17:18,858
Sir, we don't allow such
speeding here.

990
01:17:19,108 --> 01:17:21,358
We're not in Rome.

991
01:17:26,358 --> 01:17:29,400
Ave Caius C+, they withstood the attack...

992
01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:32,108
...but some managed to get
very close to the enemy.

993
01:17:32,358 --> 01:17:34,942
Bravo, brave soldiers.

994
01:17:35,442 --> 01:17:37,400
They shouldn't have challenged me.

995
01:17:37,650 --> 01:17:38,692
And what's that?

996
01:17:40,275 --> 01:17:43,150
We got right up to them...

997
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,900
...but they were nice.

998
01:17:45,275 --> 01:17:48,400
They let us go
without beating us too much.

999
01:17:48,983 --> 01:17:52,817
What will we do now?
I'm asking, as an amateur.

1000
01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:54,358
Attack again!

1001
01:17:54,608 --> 01:17:59,025
Caius C+, I'm not sure
that's a good idea.

1002
01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:02,192
The Gauls are invincible...

1003
01:18:02,442 --> 01:18:05,108
...I think we better give up...

1004
01:18:05,317 --> 01:18:09,775
I'm very disappointed
by your attitude, centurion Antiquarus.

1005
01:18:10,025 --> 01:18:13,150
Antivirus. My name is Antivirus.

1006
01:18:14,233 --> 01:18:18,608
No one humiliates the Roman empire.
If it's attacked...

1007
01:18:19,775 --> 01:18:22,442
...the empire counterattacks.

1008
01:18:23,025 --> 01:18:26,692
He's mad.
He hurt my throat.

1009
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,608
It's too quiet.

1010
01:18:46,775 --> 01:18:49,567
I don't like that.

1011
01:18:50,567 --> 01:18:55,317
I prefer a little
commotion.

1012
01:19:06,483 --> 01:19:07,900
Stop!

1013
01:19:08,900 --> 01:19:10,025
War machines...

1014
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,233
Take your positions.

1015
01:19:13,733 --> 01:19:15,358
How low can you go.

1016
01:19:20,608 --> 01:19:22,650
Beautiful landscape.

1017
01:19:23,525 --> 01:19:25,483
Not good, not bad either.

1018
01:19:25,858 --> 01:19:27,650
Fire! Destroy the palace!

1019
01:19:29,358 --> 01:19:31,108
Ready?
- Ready.

1020
01:19:31,858 --> 01:19:34,233
When I lower my arm...

1021
01:19:36,817 --> 01:19:37,733
...you fire.

1022
01:19:38,108 --> 01:19:39,567
Easy.

1023
01:19:44,983 --> 01:19:46,900
There... bingo.

1024
01:19:47,275 --> 01:19:48,192
My palace!

1025
01:20:14,483 --> 01:20:18,275
I wonder why
all this violence is necessary.

1026
01:20:19,692 --> 01:20:20,692
No, it's fine.

1027
01:20:25,275 --> 01:20:26,442
Come!

1028
01:20:37,858 --> 01:20:39,942
Fine. Excellent.

1029
01:20:49,150 --> 01:20:52,233
With such equipment it's easy.

1030
01:20:52,858 --> 01:20:56,358
It's not about the equipment.
- Oh yes it is.

1031
01:20:56,608 --> 01:20:58,150
No.
- Yes.

1032
01:20:58,650 --> 01:21:00,900
No.
- Yes.

1033
01:21:01,858 --> 01:21:03,233
No.

1034
01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:05,108
Yes.

1035
01:21:06,983 --> 01:21:10,108
My palace is turned into a ruin.

1036
01:21:11,817 --> 01:21:16,108
Go on, Romans, fire.
We no longer care.

1037
01:21:26,025 --> 01:21:29,025
You missed. You shoot like girls.

1038
01:21:35,608 --> 01:21:37,233
We're still here.

1039
01:21:37,775 --> 01:21:41,067
We must inform Cleopatra.
She could force...

1040
01:21:41,317 --> 01:21:43,733
...Caesar to stop.

1041
01:21:47,067 --> 01:21:49,192
No. No.

1042
01:21:49,733 --> 01:21:50,858
No.

1043
01:21:51,775 --> 01:21:52,983
No.
- Yes.

1044
01:21:55,650 --> 01:21:58,942
Yours sincerely...

1045
01:22:03,942 --> 01:22:07,942
I have an idea.
Dogmatix will bring the message.

1046
01:22:08,317 --> 01:22:10,775
Dogmatix will bring the message.

1047
01:22:11,067 --> 01:22:13,733
That dog? You want me to die?

1048
01:22:14,067 --> 01:22:18,067
Edifis is right.
I mean... it's a dog.

1049
01:22:18,442 --> 01:22:19,775
He got us out of the pyramid.

1050
01:22:20,525 --> 01:22:21,275
Go on, Dogmatix.

1051
01:22:21,983 --> 01:22:24,650
Take this message to Cleopatra.

1052
01:22:25,442 --> 01:22:28,442
He's too young to understand.

1053
01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:39,983
I'm hit.

1054
01:22:40,483 --> 01:22:41,900
Never mind, I'm fine.

1055
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,942
Men! We're seaworthy yet again.

1056
01:22:51,192 --> 01:22:54,025
Aboard our trusty old
dragon boat.

1057
01:22:54,275 --> 01:22:59,442
It's an extraordinary mast,
subtle as a bird. Hoist the sail.

1058
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,233
Yes.

1059
01:23:04,942 --> 01:23:06,400
No.

1060
01:23:27,733 --> 01:23:28,733
No.

1061
01:23:30,525 --> 01:23:32,108
Too far.

1062
01:23:39,108 --> 01:23:40,275
I'm amazed.

1063
01:23:42,858 --> 01:23:44,525
It should hold.

1064
01:23:47,858 --> 01:23:49,817
A big sip. I'm leaving but I'll be back.

1065
01:23:50,067 --> 01:23:53,358
Hurry and be careful.

1066
01:23:58,650 --> 01:24:00,483
Hold on, Dogmatix.

1067
01:24:02,858 --> 01:24:06,067
Run, Asterisque, run!

1068
01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:07,692
Alarm!

1069
01:24:08,442 --> 01:24:11,317
I know that one. He's a grumpy man.

1070
01:24:12,442 --> 01:24:13,650
Shields!

1071
01:24:16,692 --> 01:24:17,692
Javelin!

1072
01:24:21,025 --> 01:24:22,817
Why isn't he stopping?

1073
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,692
The magic potion!

1074
01:24:36,942 --> 01:24:39,942
Citebus,
Trolleybus, get him! Quickly!

1075
01:24:40,192 --> 01:24:42,733
Go on!
- But that's not my name.

1076
01:24:46,025 --> 01:24:48,442
Obelix is alone. Go help him.

1077
01:24:52,567 --> 01:24:54,358
I'm strong now?

1078
01:25:37,608 --> 01:25:39,275
Edifis...

1079
01:25:41,650 --> 01:25:43,650
...prepare your sarcophagus.

1080
01:26:02,733 --> 01:26:04,692
Double evasion.

1081
01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:17,733
Pryadonis, violence...

1082
01:26:18,275 --> 01:26:20,400
...never solved anything.

1083
01:26:20,775 --> 01:26:21,733
Stop talking.

1084
01:26:25,858 --> 01:26:28,692
Wait, I didn't drink any magic potion.

1085
01:26:53,483 --> 01:26:56,025
You lost.
- Are you sure?

1086
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:57,317
Very sure.
- Ok.

1087
01:27:16,442 --> 01:27:19,108
No, no! I beg you, no!

1088
01:27:28,108 --> 01:27:31,817
I'm Artifis,
and I beat Edifis...

1089
01:27:43,817 --> 01:27:46,317
The magic potion has worn off.

1090
01:27:46,567 --> 01:27:49,317
Cleopatra will never get the message.

1091
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,483
Your family is fine?
- Yes. Imhotep.

1092
01:28:01,858 --> 01:28:05,275
And your father?
- Fine, Imhotep. And your sister.

1093
01:28:05,525 --> 01:28:06,733
Everything's ok. Imhotep.

1094
01:28:07,108 --> 01:28:09,483
What has become of your nephew?

1095
01:28:09,733 --> 01:28:11,025
He's doing fine, Imhotep.

1096
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:13,817
And how's business?

1097
01:28:14,192 --> 01:28:15,983
Sorry, I'm borrowing this cart for a moment.

1098
01:28:27,442 --> 01:28:30,108
Many customers?
- Enough, Imhotep.

1099
01:28:41,067 --> 01:28:42,483
How useful.

1100
01:28:42,858 --> 01:28:46,358
We can't catch him.
- He's got one with 2 horses.

1101
01:28:46,608 --> 01:28:48,233
I can't go any faster.

1102
01:28:55,233 --> 01:28:57,567
Why does everyone always shout " ja, ja"?

1103
01:28:59,150 --> 01:29:01,025
Catch me if you can.

1104
01:29:20,483 --> 01:29:22,150
How will you get up?

1105
01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:25,483
Like this.

1106
01:29:27,442 --> 01:29:31,483
Fighting is ridiculous.
Let's work together.

1107
01:29:31,858 --> 01:29:34,567
A lion doesn't cooperate
with a cockroach.

1108
01:29:35,608 --> 01:29:36,858
What?

1109
01:29:37,233 --> 01:29:40,567
A lion, you know,
doesn't cooperate...

1110
01:29:40,942 --> 01:29:42,150
...with a cockroach.

1111
01:29:42,525 --> 01:29:44,858
I understood: "an ion...

1112
01:29:45,233 --> 01:29:47,900
...doesn't calculate.

1113
01:29:48,275 --> 01:29:50,108
That means nothing to me.
- No.

1114
01:29:51,567 --> 01:29:52,900
Attack!

1115
01:30:03,108 --> 01:30:05,442
When I said lion I meant myself!

1116
01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:07,483
I knew that.

1117
01:30:13,067 --> 01:30:14,150
What's going on?

1118
01:30:28,817 --> 01:30:30,692
The lion doesn't cooperate
with the cockroach.

1119
01:30:42,692 --> 01:30:44,942
Who's the lion now?

1120
01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:48,900
Say it to my face,
if you're a man.

1121
01:31:19,442 --> 01:31:20,442
Everything ok?

1122
01:31:29,275 --> 01:31:31,483
By Jupiter, a moment ago he was still here.

1123
01:31:31,733 --> 01:31:35,817
We're going home. Gone is gone.

1124
01:31:38,025 --> 01:31:40,483
I've had it with Edifis.

1125
01:31:40,733 --> 01:31:42,150
Where are we going?
- To Cleopatra.

1126
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,233
I'm scared.
- Yes, play it smart.

1127
01:31:44,608 --> 01:31:48,692
I know Cleopatra very well.
Watch me.

1128
01:31:48,942 --> 01:31:51,233
I'm afraid I have no choice.

1129
01:31:52,067 --> 01:31:55,858
One, two, three, four, five.

1130
01:31:56,108 --> 01:31:57,817
Antelope and lion.

1131
01:31:58,067 --> 01:31:59,858
What does the prediction say?

1132
01:32:00,108 --> 01:32:02,400
A message and a loved one.

1133
01:32:02,650 --> 01:32:03,983
Whatever.

1134
01:32:04,358 --> 01:32:06,400
My queen...
- Malococsis.

1135
01:32:06,775 --> 01:32:10,608
Come on in.
- Go, Dogmatix. Give her the message.

1136
01:32:14,442 --> 01:32:17,275
That's the message.
- And there's the loved one.

1137
01:32:20,733 --> 01:32:24,067
My queen, as you may know
I'm building.

1138
01:32:24,942 --> 01:32:29,025
In fact, it should have been
easily finished four months ago.

1139
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:30,692
What?
- Easily.

1140
01:32:31,942 --> 01:32:33,650
He can't get away with that!

1141
01:32:34,025 --> 01:32:37,275
Thank you, my queen,
that you care so much.

1142
01:32:37,650 --> 01:32:40,192
By Isis, he's a sore looser.

1143
01:32:40,567 --> 01:32:42,650
This is typical of Caesar.
But this time...

1144
01:32:43,025 --> 01:32:47,567
...he'll have to accept his defeat.
We will finish in time.

1145
01:32:47,942 --> 01:32:50,817
No, the construction
isn't finished. That's exactly the problem.

1146
01:32:51,067 --> 01:32:52,817
I'll see to it.
You can go now, Gaul.

1147
01:32:54,442 --> 01:32:57,733
Guimieukis, show him the way.
I'll be right there.

1148
01:32:59,858 --> 01:33:01,775
Pardon me, old man.

1149
01:33:03,275 --> 01:33:06,692
Come, my Dogmatix.
- Come, my Gaul.

1150
01:33:07,442 --> 01:33:10,108
I believe you don't understand
my problem.

1151
01:33:13,817 --> 01:33:15,692
It's that way. Straight ahead.

1152
01:33:15,942 --> 01:33:18,192
Be careful.
- Yes.

1153
01:33:31,692 --> 01:33:33,608
Everything will be destroyed.

1154
01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:37,775
Everything will be fine Tranquilum.

1155
01:33:38,108 --> 01:33:40,067
That attack was a good idea, wasn't it?

1156
01:33:40,317 --> 01:33:43,275
Yes, not bad.

1157
01:33:50,358 --> 01:33:51,942
Asterix is coming back.

1158
01:33:57,067 --> 01:33:58,817
When I lower my arm...

1159
01:34:05,442 --> 01:34:06,608
Well?

1160
01:34:06,983 --> 01:34:09,108
Don't know. A reflex.

1161
01:34:26,150 --> 01:34:27,608
How did it go?

1162
01:34:27,983 --> 01:34:30,025
Cleopatra got the message.
- Great.

1163
01:34:30,275 --> 01:34:32,650
The magic potion took
this long to wear off?

1164
01:34:32,900 --> 01:34:34,775
Well, it's like this...

1165
01:34:36,275 --> 01:34:40,692
You had a taste of
the best magic potion there is.

1166
01:34:42,567 --> 01:34:44,942
Good. Come, my dog.

1167
01:34:47,817 --> 01:34:50,692
Dogmatix just came back
and he succeeded.

1168
01:34:51,067 --> 01:34:52,858
I was sure he could do it.

1169
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:58,108
There's a little pink...

1170
01:35:00,608 --> 01:35:02,608
Ave Caesar.

1171
01:35:02,983 --> 01:35:05,233
Somebody wishes to see Caesar.

1172
01:35:05,483 --> 01:35:07,858
Who?
- Someone.

1173
01:35:09,608 --> 01:35:11,358
I understand.

1174
01:35:16,192 --> 01:35:19,025
My queen,
what a pleasant surprise.

1175
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:22,442
Enough!
I rushed over here...

1176
01:35:22,692 --> 01:35:26,192
... without changing,
when I heard about what's going on here.

1177
01:35:26,858 --> 01:35:28,025
What happened?

1178
01:35:29,108 --> 01:35:32,025
When you accept a bet
you have to play fair.

1179
01:35:34,567 --> 01:35:36,983
The Gauls may help me.
- I never said...

1180
01:35:37,858 --> 01:35:38,983
If I may say something...

1181
01:35:39,358 --> 01:35:41,525
Just one...
- This is not conquered territory.

1182
01:35:45,525 --> 01:35:50,108
I demand the Romans
leave the construction alone...

1183
01:35:50,358 --> 01:35:52,817
...and repair all damages.

1184
01:35:53,192 --> 01:35:56,067
But...
- Silence! Immediately!

1185
01:36:06,025 --> 01:36:08,692
So what do we do now?

1186
01:36:08,900 --> 01:36:12,400
What she said. We leave
and repair the damages.

1187
01:36:12,650 --> 01:36:14,858
Of course, naturally.

1188
01:36:15,775 --> 01:36:18,733
I wouldn't want her to sniff
her nose at me.

1189
01:36:19,817 --> 01:36:21,942
No matter how lovely it is.

1190
01:36:29,442 --> 01:36:32,108
The Romans are leaving.

1191
01:36:34,233 --> 01:36:37,192
That's good news.
- They're leaving already?

1192
01:36:37,442 --> 01:36:42,275
Incredible that each of those Romans
leaves his footprint in the sand...

1193
01:36:44,317 --> 01:36:46,317
Excuse me, I couldn't help myself.

1194
01:36:46,567 --> 01:36:48,358
That's alright.

1195
01:36:49,150 --> 01:36:53,525
For the first time Romans and
Egyptians were working together...

1196
01:36:53,775 --> 01:36:57,608
...on the construction of the palace.
And just in time...

1197
01:36:57,858 --> 01:36:59,608
...when the last grain of sand fell...

1198
01:37:37,692 --> 01:37:39,567
What are you going to do now, Edifis?

1199
01:37:39,817 --> 01:37:43,608
I still have to finish my work
for Malococsis...

1200
01:37:43,858 --> 01:37:46,233
You don't have to worry about the
crocodiles any longer.

1201
01:37:46,483 --> 01:37:47,858
That's why it could take a bit longer.

1202
01:37:48,108 --> 01:37:51,233
Not too lang. Can't become a habit
in this line of business.

1203
01:38:02,858 --> 01:38:05,608
Caesar admitted his defeat...

1204
01:38:05,983 --> 01:38:08,442
I bow to the most beautiful queen of all...

1205
01:38:08,817 --> 01:38:12,608
...and to the Egyptian people
that after the Ro...

1206
01:38:15,358 --> 01:38:19,525
And I bow to the Egyptians who
are the greatest people of all.

1207
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:26,900
Cleopatra kept her promise
to Edifis.

1208
01:38:27,275 --> 01:38:28,983
Let him be covered with gold!

1209
01:38:29,358 --> 01:38:32,275
That was the deal.
Cover me with gold.

1210
01:38:34,983 --> 01:38:36,483
The queen gave Getafix...

1211
01:38:36,858 --> 01:38:40,775
...valuable manuscripts
from her library in Alexandria.

1212
01:38:41,150 --> 01:38:43,108
Your nose...

1213
01:38:43,733 --> 01:38:47,150
Your Majesty is too good, by Belenos...

1214
01:38:55,692 --> 01:38:58,942
Otis also gave the palace
a modern touch.

1215
01:38:59,192 --> 01:39:00,358
What's this little chamber for?

1216
01:39:11,525 --> 01:39:13,275
It's Otis' invention.

1217
01:39:15,692 --> 01:39:17,775
It's the "no-effort".

1218
01:39:18,025 --> 01:39:20,442
We chose that name
when we noticed...

1219
01:39:20,692 --> 01:39:23,650
...that people can go up and down
with no effort.

1220
01:39:24,025 --> 01:39:25,692
Speak for yourself.

1221
01:39:36,692 --> 01:39:39,942
Oh it tickles when it stops.

1222
01:39:45,817 --> 01:39:48,025
By Jupiter.

1223
01:39:48,358 --> 01:39:51,567
I want to explore every room
of this miracle with you.

1224
01:39:51,817 --> 01:39:53,650
The palace is huge, Caesar.

1225
01:39:53,900 --> 01:39:56,483
It consists of 162 rooms.

1226
01:39:57,067 --> 01:40:00,317
It could take a while.

1227
01:40:02,025 --> 01:40:04,567
What do you think Cleopatra and Sesam are doing?

1228
01:40:04,817 --> 01:40:07,567
Caesar.
- Cae-sar.

1229
01:40:08,775 --> 01:40:09,983
Nothing unpleasant.

1230
01:40:47,525 --> 01:40:49,900
As an exception to the rule...

1231
01:40:50,275 --> 01:40:53,733
...the banquet,
that concludes all of Asterix's adventures...

1232
01:40:54,108 --> 01:40:57,025
...didn't take place in Gaul
but in Egypt.

1233
01:41:03,192 --> 01:41:04,525
Those big shrimps are nice.

1234
01:41:04,775 --> 01:41:06,942
Homarus.
- Obelix.

1235
01:41:09,442 --> 01:41:11,983
And the guy says: "That's the pha-ra-o."

1236
01:41:15,692 --> 01:41:18,108
Because his name is O.

1237
01:41:22,025 --> 01:41:26,233
His name is O and comes from Phara.

1238
01:41:26,483 --> 01:41:30,317
It's O from Phara.

1239
01:41:31,650 --> 01:41:33,400
The guy's name is O.

1240
01:41:33,650 --> 01:41:36,442
He says he's from Phara.

1241
01:41:36,817 --> 01:41:40,150
from Phara. Like the pharaoh.

1242
01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:42,275
The boss... our boss.

1243
01:41:48,067 --> 01:41:49,483
You have a lovely moustache.

1244
01:41:49,733 --> 01:41:51,733
Is it real?
- Yes.

1245
01:41:51,983 --> 01:41:54,108
It's nothing.

1246
01:41:54,358 --> 01:41:57,192
You just let it grow.

1247
01:41:57,608 --> 01:41:59,400
Like your braids...

1248
01:41:59,942 --> 01:42:03,817
...which are nicer then Obelix's.

1249
01:42:04,067 --> 01:42:07,358
Thanks.
You know how to please a woman.

1250
01:42:07,608 --> 01:42:10,858
That's a local custom.

1251
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:13,025
In Gaul.

1252
01:42:57,983 --> 01:43:00,567
Good evening.
Your name, please.

1253
01:43:00,942 --> 01:43:02,275
What for?

1254
01:43:02,525 --> 01:43:05,192
It's a private party.
I've got a list.

1255
01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:06,817
I'm Julius Caesar.

1256
01:43:09,483 --> 01:43:11,817
Sorry, impossible.

1257
01:43:13,192 --> 01:43:15,858
There must be a problem, because...

1258
01:43:16,067 --> 01:43:18,233
Excuse me. Make some room.

1259
01:43:20,775 --> 01:43:22,775
A warm evening?
- Are you alone?

1260
01:43:23,025 --> 01:43:26,608
We're with two, four,
six, eight. It's crazy.

1261
01:43:26,858 --> 01:43:28,900
Good evening.
- There's a problem...

1262
01:43:29,150 --> 01:43:30,650
...I have to be on that list.

1263
01:43:31,067 --> 01:43:34,608
How do you spell your name?
- C, A, E, S, A, R. Julius.

1264
01:43:35,983 --> 01:43:40,150
Cetaparis, Seinesaindenis,
C+, but I can't find any...

1265
01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:42,942
C+, that's me.
- Are you C+?

1266
01:43:43,192 --> 01:43:45,108
Why didn't you say so?

1267
01:43:45,358 --> 01:43:47,150
Nice harness.
- Thanks.

1268
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:50,525
I'll see you inside.
- Are you ok? Have a good time.

1269
01:43:50,775 --> 01:43:53,275
Can you look for Julius?

1270
01:43:53,650 --> 01:43:56,150
J, U, L, I, U, S.
- Sir, I'm not...

1271
01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:57,775
I work here.

1272
01:43:58,025 --> 01:44:01,442
I don't know, but I know...
There's one of my amphorae inside.

1273
01:44:01,817 --> 01:44:03,233
With a J?
- U, L, I, U, S.

1274
01:44:04,025 --> 01:44:08,150
Yes, that's right. Julius Caesar.
At the queen's table.

1275
01:44:11,608 --> 01:44:13,150
Good evening.

1276
01:45:03,317 --> 01:45:06,942
Is it in Alexandria
or at Alexandria?

1277
01:45:07,192 --> 01:45:10,817
Because in the south of Gaul
there's a city called Avignon.

1278
01:45:11,067 --> 01:45:14,733
There's a beautiful bridge.
And people say "at Avignon".

1279
01:45:18,942 --> 01:45:20,525
Are you a courtesan?

1280
01:45:20,775 --> 01:45:23,483
Yes, and I used to do other
things too.

1281
01:45:23,733 --> 01:45:25,692
I can talk without
moving my lips.

1282
01:45:25,942 --> 01:45:28,025
It's funny,
the way...

1283
01:45:28,275 --> 01:45:31,567
I have another one... here.

1284
01:45:34,442 --> 01:45:38,067
Every part of your face hides
something beautiful.

1285
01:45:40,900 --> 01:45:43,275
A rose out of your ear...

1286
01:45:45,442 --> 01:45:47,983
A sphinx from your nose.

1287
01:46:06,983 --> 01:46:12,025
The guy says:
"That's the pharaoh."

1288
01:46:13,067 --> 01:46:15,567
O is his name.

1289
01:46:15,817 --> 01:46:17,900
And he's from Phara.

1290
01:46:18,150 --> 01:46:22,650
That's where he comes from.
Where he was born.

1291
01:46:22,900 --> 01:46:25,442
The pharaoh,
because his name is O.

1292
01:47:56,192 --> 01:47:57,442
Help!